Category Archives: Satire

Flat Earth Globalists Are People Too

The idea of a flat earth seems crazy. But, with that being the case, flat earth-ers around the globe are uniting on TikTok to take down globalists. They disagree with those who believe the world is shaped like a globe, and thankfully they don’t hate us. However, and just like those who are loyal toContinue reading “Flat Earth Globalists Are People Too”

The Key To Successful Virtue Signalling

To those who lean upon populism or society for what is right and just, this article was written for you. If you aren’t sure which cause to be outraged by, please turn to social media and mainstream media to discover what cause or social injustice now calls upon your attention. Upon doing so, please attachContinue reading “The Key To Successful Virtue Signalling”

Asteroid Infected With New COVID-19 Variant Approaches

NASA says a kilometer-wide asteroid heading close to Earth is ‘potentially hazardous‘. This news suspiciously comes to us as at the exact time when the CDC is heavily considering whether to require thicker masks that supposedly provide even better protection. The CDC director is quoted saying, “Any mask is better than no mask” If theseContinue reading “Asteroid Infected With New COVID-19 Variant Approaches”

Joe Biden Admits Trump Policy Was Right

Joe Biden forced to admit that Donald J. Trump’s policy for illegal immigrants works! You heard it right! Joe Biden says that immigrants are to remain in their home countries when seeking asylum. Of Biden didn’t give President Trump any actual credit. He simply referred to it being in his plans to reinstate a formerContinue reading “Joe Biden Admits Trump Policy Was Right”

Biden Intel Chief Releases Dossier on Russia

Yeah not that dossier, but a new one! President Joe Biden’s Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Avril Haines wants all 75 million of you to know that you can once again have faith in the elections. They’ve found the glitch! Isn’t this great news?! The democrat run administration and their National Intelligence Counsel have completedContinue reading “Biden Intel Chief Releases Dossier on Russia”

Health Experts Considering Non-Permeable Masks

Double Masking No More? The traditional N95 mask was not enough, neck gaiters were quickly deemed ineffective, and then the CDC recommended double masking with a cloth mask and an N95 mask. But recent studies conducted by health experts resulted in data showing that the effectiveness of latex gloves is superior to that of clothContinue reading “Health Experts Considering Non-Permeable Masks”