Before even closing the sale of Twitter, which is expected to happen Monday, Elon Musk by no intention has unexpectedly courted and landed a buyer for Twitter upon completion of the sale.
President Trump received a call from an excited Elon Musk late Sunday night. Musk was reported to be in an extremely giddy mood. On that call, Elon asked if President Trump would agree to meet with him about his pending acquisition of Twitter. President Trump agreed to the meeting, but with a few conditions. One of them being that his Twitter account be reinstated.
President Trump arrived at Twitter headquarters in the very early hours of the morning on Tuesday. As the two men sat in Twitter’s conference room, President Trump and Elon Musk conversed for hours about Twitter on Twitter via a series of Tweets. Much to the media’s dismay, none of them could be categorized as mean.
Musk’s original intent for meeting with President Trump was to discuss a potential merger between Truth Social & Twitter. At least that’s what was leaked to the press.
But at this meeting, the two joked about several possible names for a proposed combined company. Neither could agree on any of them.
In one of the Tweets, Musk confessed that his real intent for setting up this meeting was as a joke. A joke much like that of Dogecoin. But Elon also admitted the rumor alone was meant to melt a few snowflakes.
As the morning went on, President Trump put down his phone, looked Musk in the eye and said, “Seriously, Elon. If I were to buy Twitter from you, what’s your bottom dollar? Do you really want to deal with managing yet another company? The CEO of my company is doing a fantastic wonderful job, and I really think, he could do a terrific, fantastic even, an amazing job with Twitter. You know it would be crazy. People would lose their minds even more so than they already have. What do you say? I can take care of the merger.”
Elon sat quiet for what seemed like 10 minutes. But really it was only a minute. He replied, “You know, I really wasn’t thinking about going that direction… But the more I think about it, the more sense it makes. To me, at least… Your company, while new, has surpassed Twitter on the App Store. I have to say… I’m impressed by that… The most important thing, I think, is the people using the platform experiencing out of Twitter the promise I made to myself when I bought it. But you began Truth Social, with Devin, living up to the reason I acquired Twitter. For me, it’s not about the money, it’s about delivering what I set out to do. If I can do that without even doing it myself, then I can’t see a reason not to consider… I mean hmm, I have to admit this caught me off guard. But it really makes sense, a lot of sense actually. So I think, I think… Uh? How about $10?”
To which President Trump responded, “You know Elon, I really think that’s a little bit more than I was hoping to pay. It’s a bit high, and I think the most important thing, like you said, isn’t the money, but the people. The people who will celebrate this. But also the people who are absolutely going to hate it. And boy oh by are some people, especially the really woke ones, I mean those people are going to absolutely melt, and I mean melt big time. The puddle of tears will be the biggest puddle ever. We could solve California’s water crisis with those puddles. But you know, how we can make those puddles into a lake, or better yet an ocean? Let’s make it $1. How does that sound? Do we have a deal?”
Elons response? “President Trump, you had me at puddles. $1 it is. But can you do me a favor? Can you pay me in Dogecoin?”
“Absolutely, I’ll make it happen. I’ll have Devin set that up. We’ll get all of this written up. This was a great meeting, I can’t tell you how great, but it’s definitely right up there being one of the greatest I’ve had in the last few months. We’ll have to do this again. Thank you Elon, I’ve got another meeting to go to, but this was an excellent meeting.” and with that being said, President Trump left the Twitter headquarters.
None of this really happened. It’s satire for those with a sense of humor, and drama for the idiots who got really offended by this. To the people not offended, but who really believed this, well… You’re awesome, because you handled it in good spirit, even if you were disappointed.
